I am closing in on the whole yearbook thing, this weekend I will climb the rafters and find an old yearbook. I will find some poor bastard that wrote "keep in touch" and after all these years, I'm making them my new B.F.F. just for this blogs amusement! I think I may have kept one yearbook where my friends and I started a "movie making club" called the Silver Screen Club and we were in the yearbook. Don't laugh bitches! We got Richard Blade to D.J. a dance and we had money! Enough money to make horrible movies!

Our club was pretty bitchin! We got an old Super 8 camera donated to us by my hairdresser at the time, her name was Rachel and she ended up becoming mayor of El Monte. See you bitches! You help me out and good things like becoming mayor of El Monte will happen to you! Just think if you buy Gamers next Tuesday, you may end up not only winning the lotto, you'll end up dating a super model. That's what happens when you help out CHRISTopher Folino.

Wow, I'm going to hell, do not pass go, straight to hell! By the way for all you parents-to-be or kid's under the age of six. Speaking of HELL, Monopoly makes a  version of Monopoly for kid's and the one my daughter owns is Disney Monopoly and the rules are different. Once you land .., bam, you  own it right away and get to place a hotel on it and the rules are "so not the way I learned", I was pissed off playing it with my seven year old daughter! This is "Fucking bullshit", what do you mean there is no jail? Where does Lindsay Lohan and the cast of Raven go then? To lunch? Serious, Jail is now Lunch!Oh...Disney! How dare you make Monopoly easier and kinder for kids.

I had to play off the big board when I seven! And look at me now, whenever I a cop pulls me over I like pull out my wallet and show him "My get out jail card free" We have a quick laugh, some drinks, some more drinks, and before I know it, it's dawn and I wake up naked in a dirty hotel on Baltic Avenue with an iron, a car, a dog, a shoe, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a thimble, a cannon, a battleship, and a sack of money. I take the sack of money, I give the wife a new iron (she has 32 new irons in the last 7 months), and bring the cannon to finish off the collection for my backyard. And yes bitches, I have six battleships which I own and rent to the U.S. Government! I want this war to continue!

Wow, what a blog...can't wait for the kid's to grow up to be proud of this one!

By the way, the whole term "Bitches" came from when I was like 16 and my mom was so mad about me leaving my crap out and she came down hard on me. And under my breath as she walked away "I said "Bitch" And damn if superwoman didn't hear me and she said "What did you say?" And I was such an idiot and a horrible liar I'm like "No, no, not you, I was talking about my shoes, I call them bitches!"

Oh, man, what an idiot! Not much has changed at all for me. Except my mom is dead and my bitches are double wide and I'm order some new ones!