The guilt I felt for not writing a blog yesterday, right up there with masturbation...of a horse...in my movie.
 
Oh! 2:23 AM in the morning and Wham! Not funny at all.
 
Speaking of funny, I'm going to be an asshole for a moment on this blog. Yes, and not just to George W. Bush or to the Sundance Film Festival, or to Spam (the food), I'm sadly going to call out one-of-our own.
Kevin Kirkpatrick, the lead actor in our movie who plays "Gordon".
For "Fuck Sake" I get an email last week from a girl who thinks I'm Kevin Kirkpatrick, I of course let her know "I'm not that talented," and it turns out they're old friends. She asks if Kevin has a MYSPACE PAGE? and I say "No, Kevin would surely let me know that, we talk so often...we talk at least every three months....he at least lets my call go to his voicemail every three months. It's a great relationship, I go on podcasts and praise his name and his acting ability and he doesn't show up or participate in any interviews or press events.
 
Well, his friend writes me back and she sends me his MYSPACE PAGE LINK
 
I, of course immediately send a request to be his friend and it's been days, the man has logged on two times since my requests and he still hasn't added me.
 
Kevin here is a direct link incase you find it "too difficult" to press click on add friends on your MYSPACE account
 
 
Joe Nieves, Dave Hanson, Nikko Posey, Meredith Zealy are all on MYSPACE and my top friends. Nikko and Joe are just hot. Now, Scott Allen Rinker is technically a cripple so he's excused. Kevin Sherwood doesn't have a MYSPACE page, however, we proudly play his "Dick Song" on our MYSPACE page.
 
So, Mr. Kirkpatrick, I am asking all 2,913 of "Gamers The Movie" MYSPACE friends to please go and request to be added as Kevin Kirkpatrick's friend...let's see who the "chosen people" will be! And if you get accepted Post slurs like "Kirkpatrick you whore, add Gamers to your MySpace page!" or "Hey Gordon, can I have your autograph?"
 
Christ, it was heart breaking not to get into any major film festivals, however, the pain of being rejected by your lead actor on MYSPACE that's just below 9/11.
 
At Gen Con and on Podcasts people always ask me where's Kevin Kirkpatrick? and I would be like "He's a very talented and busy individual and couldn't make it"
Well fuck that! For now my answer will be "He's at home, masturbating on MYSPACE to that one photo still of Tom and then he collects his "prize" and places it into an empty milk bottles and mails them off to starving children in Africa."
 
That is now my standard answer, Mr. Kevin "Too good to add me on MYSPACE as a friend" Kirkpatrick.
 
And just to be sure you don't miss this message, I went on your MYSPACE friends list and requested each of them to be my friend. I'm guessing you never even told them you were in this movie.
Well The Suck's all on you my friend, the suck's all on you.