Gamers The Movie news

I got an email from Diamond Comic Books, we won't get an order until November, so we will have to wait to see if any of our marketing and stalking comic book stores will pay off.

We have two interviews coming out soon, I'm doing a Q&A for a magazine at the moment, I'm trying not to repeat the same stories again, I'm starting to make shit up. For example, I was temporarily blind while directing the movie Gamers" after a right wing Christian fanatic learned we were making a full featured film based on that devil's role playing game. In addition to my wife giving birth the first day of filming the movie, I also donated a kidney to my oldest brother Michael and a part of my spine to my middle brother Steven.

So the article will at least be entertaining.

And unlike Kevin Kirkpatrick if my brothers were on MySpace they would be in my Top 20. That's even after years of mental abuse from those older bastards!

Oh wait, my mom is dead now, so they might think I'm really calling them bastards! Well, I am!

I'm starting to work on an outline for "Gamers" the series.  I'd like to try and write maybe 6 or 10 episodes and shoot at least two of them and post them for sale to download.

Of course you know we don't have any studio or backer interested, I'm just doing this because I enjoy poverty.

I'm leaning towards axing the entire mockumentary thing for the series and it will take place before the film.

That's all the information I got on it at the moment, and God knows if we would be able to re-assemble the original four horseman plus Reese to do this. I could see shooting it on video in about 3 months or less. Then again, you need money to make this happen and that's something we have none of.

There's always gambling on football though?

Blog challenge: SNL VS MY BLOG -October 21st -Who will suck less?

I always wanted to write a sketch or two for SNL, so next Saturday Night October 21st, on this blog, I'll post a few and we'll see if they can meet the quality of today's SNL standards.

  I'll post my blog a few hours before SNL goes live and you can all vote.

To up the ante I'm going to write some sketches out too. Hell, I might even write an entire show.

So, what' happening this Saturday Night?

I Got an email from my former principal asking me if I was going to my 20th High School reunion tonight.

What?  And miss a day of writing on my blog? Please, sir I have a life.

Daughter Story

My daughter got a call from her first new kindergarten school friend today. I answered the phone and this little voice asked to speak to my daughter. Unfortunately, she was out running some errands with her mom, however, I was a good dad, I wanted the little girl to know that my daughter is cool and I said ""she talks about you all the time!"

Look at me? Trying to help my daughter "score" some brownie points with her new little friend.

Good lord, she's 5 1/2 and it's a girl calling, what am I going to be like if a boy calls when she's 19 and my daughter hasn't ever been on a date and she's not able to answer the phone?

"Yeah, she's not home right now, she's picking out a wedding dress for you! So what time you picking her up at?"

So, the funniest part of my daughter on the phone is what do 5 1/2 year olds talk about?  I swear to God, this is the absolute truth, I walked by her room and I could hear them both on the speaker phone playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" 

Go to my 20th high school reuinion and miss out on that? I don't think so. High School was never that cool.